Leonard finds the Cork accent hilarious
Rosealeen’s Mammy caught her listening to porn.
Rosealeen giggles at the Welsh accent
Rosealeen is getting an itchy chin from the beardy boys
Jenni’s fella does this thing with his tongue
Donie thinks he might be in a Throuple
Neil is sick of being asked about Prince Harry.
Rosealeen doesn’t like driving while horny
Ed feels that Lanzarote is beneath him
It’s tricky trying to perv at Roy Keane
Rosealeen still fancies David Beckham
Rosealeen is addicted to German Christmas cake.
Dowcha Donie is finished with Spanish old dolls.
Donie doesn’t have the stamina for pinting all night
Jenni is sick of following Munster
Jenni wants to ban busses on the Douglas Road
Jenni wants to get rid of her cockapoo
Jenni wants to be like Gwyneth
Jenni can’t afford Kinsale
Jenni is horny and excited
Rosealeen kissed a girl and she liked it.
Is it only Norries call them blackas?
Donie fancies his old doll’s Mam
Rosealeen isn’t sure about short-shorts.
Dan Paddy Andy is on a promise
Berna went online in her knickers.
Donie wants to tell his old doll to lose weight.
Lord Edmund is worried about Mallow.
Donie has doubts about Ballybunion
Rosealeen is afraid of Hill 16
Bera’s boyfriend looks like Prince Andrew
Is it possible to have a sophisticated weekend in Dungarvan?
Reggie wants a fast-track in Dublin Airport
Dan Paddy Andy is mad for whacky backy
The only mention of Jesus Christ is when someone gets catapulted out the bouncy castle after prosecco
Donie’s old doll is weak for Johnny Depp.
Donie’s old doll is worried about Russia
Ed Sheeran is singing to me
If Google knows I’m looking at cars in Clare,it will have me marked as a pervert
Rosealeen isn’t sure about Easter Egg hunts.
Donie is getting married in Vegas.
Rosealeen is on Wall2WallPervs
Budgie found Roy Keane sitting at the bottom of his bed.
Rosealeen wants to give Putin a kick in the arse.
Jenni’s husband left her because she’s always on WhatsApp
Berna is doing yoga for pervert farmers.
Jenni is devva that Jessie Buckley got an Oscar nomination.
Donie finds out how to get a job with CNN…
There’s a Russian spy in Ballydesmond
Dowcha Donie is moving to Castlebar.
Why do Irish people stop drinking in January?
C’mere, how do you lob the gob on Zoom?
Is a Thermal Vest fetish weird, even for Abbeyfeale
Garth Brooks will wreck our reputation as cultured intellectuals.