Donie’s old doll is weak for Johnny Depp.
Donie’s old doll is worried about Russia
Ed Sheeran is singing to me
If Google knows I’m looking at cars in Clare,it will have me marked as a pervert
Rosealeen isn’t sure about Easter Egg hunts.
Donie is getting married in Vegas.
Rosealeen is on Wall2WallPervs
Budgie found Roy Keane sitting at the bottom of his bed.
Rosealeen wants to give Putin a kick in the arse.
Jenni’s husband left her because she’s always on WhatsApp
Berna is doing yoga for pervert farmers.
Jenni is devva that Jessie Buckley got an Oscar nomination.
Donie finds out how to get a job with CNN…
There’s a Russian spy in Ballydesmond
Dowcha Donie is moving to Castlebar.
Why do Irish people stop drinking in January?
C’mere, how do you lob the gob on Zoom?
Is a Thermal Vest fetish weird, even for Abbeyfeale
Garth Brooks will wreck our reputation as cultured intellectuals.
Rosealeen picked a s**te week to open a nightclub
Is lobbing the gob at the Christmas Party an absolute no-no?
Is it ok to go skiing? Jenni, Douglas Road.
Most Irish people think spirit world is the name of an off-licence.
Rosealeen has a problem with Sofia ‘Viagra’
Jenni is planning an indecent proposal with Scary O’Leary
Rosealeen wants the next Bond to be from Ballydesmond.
Jenni is NOT going to Magaluf
It’s neighbourhood watch with new arrivals on the Douglas Road
Rosealeen wants more Pornstar Martinis, not kids!
Rosealeen thinks Sally Rooney is zero crack
Roseleen has something for Vegans…contempt
Donie is afraid of Shannon, and much more…
Reggie wants Wally to cop on, and much more…
Cliona has taken to picturing Patrick Horgan during sex with her Ken, and much more…
Jurgen is supporting Cork in the hurling, and much more…
Rosealeen is embarrassed by the Cork footballers, and much more…
Jurgen is not a lecherous old man, and much more…
Lovely village shamed by Rosealeen, and much more…
Donie is worried about wearing short-shorts on the streets of Cork.
Jenni scored with a trainee mechanic from Carrigtwohill, and much more…
Ed wants to take his horsebox to the moon, and much more…
Donie did the biz with his sister-in-law, and much more…
Rosealeen can’t stop ringing a Russian hacker, and much more…
Reggie and the Dark Web, and much more…
Donie thinks Cork are going to win the All-Ireland, and much more…
Ed would like to lick someone with Covid, and much more…
Rosealeen wants to disguise herself as a Kerry woman, and much more…
Reggie hates pedestrians?, and much more…
Is Simon Zebo going to live in Limerick?, and much more…
Jenni wants to get her cheeks done in Dubai and much more…
Rosealeen is writing 50 Shades of Scartaglin, and much more…
Jenni wants a round tower for her back garden, and much more…
Rosealeen’s fella isn’t horny, and much more…
Rosealeen wants to speak her truth, and much more…
Phelim wants to close Cork Airport FOR GOOD, and much more…
Jenni wants schools open on Saturdays, and much more…
Rosealeen made 12 grand on OnlyFans, and much more…
Rosealeen wants to scrub her hippy, and much more…
Reggie can hear Hoggy having rumpy pumpy, and much more…
Fifi is having rumpy pumpy in Curraghbinny Woods, and much more…
Jenni wants to be locked up in a hotel room with a hot tennis player, and much more…
Duckie Prendergast was sent to a test centre in Blackpool, and much more…
Jenni wants a Covid-free au pair, and much more…
Rosealeen’s boyfriend is an awful pervert, and much more…
Ed’s buying edible knickers for his personal chef, and much more…
Jenni wants to know if you can get a hangover from hot port, and much more…
Cork has developed a vaccine called Langball
Donie wants to score with someone on a Zoom call, and much more…
It’s getting horny on Jenni’s WhatsApp group, and much more…
Dowcha Donie’s son says Santa instead of Santy, and much more…
Rosealeen is planning a ‘sexy phone call’ with a guy from Clonmel, and much more…
Jurgens girlfriend likes him stroking her cat, and much more…
Audrey shifts Marco on the Grand Parade, and much more…
Rosealeen’s boyfriend does this thing with his tongue, and much more…
Jurgen is having loads of sex with Liverpool fans, and much more…